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August 29, 2004
TMI Neighbors.
This couple that shares the airshaft tends to have loud arguments that sometimes get physical. I've heard muted scuffling and shouts on more than one occasion, and once had my phone ready to call 911.
They also have very noisy, energetic sex.
So there are some nights when I'm standing near my window, straining to hear whether someone's taking a beating, or just having rough sex. Either way, there's grunting, profanity, and furniture being knocked about.
The discussions I've heard after the fights are straight out of a Lifetime movie:
"I don't mean to hit you, but sometimes, when you just won't shut up, it's the only thing that makes you listen. I love you."
"When you hit me, is that showing me love?"
"Please, honey. You know how crazy you make me."
And so on.
Not that it matters, but they're a gay couple.
Posted by Your Protagonist at August 29, 2004 01:48 AM