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December 12, 2005

Hamhanded.

1. Lacking dexterity or skill; clumsy.
2. Lacking social grace or tact.
3. Having unusually large hands.

As far as I know, this man has average-sized mitts, but items 1 and 2 stick like glue.

The fact that he was hired to grow the base of an eclectic social network -- even though he's entirely lacking in social skills, tact, or nuanced thought -- is ironic on a cosmic level.

Well, his contributions got the site on BoingBoing again, so that's something, I guess. If he hasn't turned the network into a smoking crater by this time next year, maybe he'll ressurrect the vaunted "Turkey Drop" Thanksgiving promo.

I *had* to quit -- it was like working under Herb Tarlek, only without the fashion sense.

Posted by Your Protagonist at December 12, 2005 08:03 AM