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June 20, 2006

A fop comes back down to earth.

I was locking the front door yesterday morning when our downstairs tenant stopped hosing down her minivan and wished me a good morning. I smiled and returned the greeting.

"You look very ... L.A. today," she said, looking me up and down.

I wore painter's jeans with frayed cuffs, a striped navy shirt and a tan gabardine sport coat. Orange Italian sneakers tied the ensemble together.

I checked myself out in a car window.

"Very L.A.? Well, thanks -- I guess."

Mary raised her left eyebrow one-sixteenth of an inch and cocked her head ever so slightly.

"No. Not really."

Posted by Your Protagonist at June 20, 2006 11:12 AM