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November 08, 2007

What I'll wear to a job interview.

First off, I haven't worn a tie to an interview in about 10 years. I moved to California 11 years ago, and my neckwear collection has thinned considerably.

Strike that. I did wear a tie to a job interview in the last 10 years, but that job was located in midtown Manhattan.

If you're considering me for a role in your organization, here's what I'll probably be wearing to our first meeting:

This morning, I shaved my head and put on this ensemble before checking myself out in the bathroom mirror. Despite the morning fog, I slipped on a pair of Maui Jim sunglasses before shooting myself the double-guns and heading out.

Posted by Your Protagonist at November 8, 2007 09:09 PM